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Bride of Perfecto

The Bride of Perfecto was a monstrously fat woman who was created by the Scientists of Earth as a sort of trojan horse, in an attempt to seduce and then kill Perfecto, who had conquered the planet.

Bride of Perfecto is not to be confused with The Fat Lady, whose origins are currently unknown.

History[]

Marriage to Græzël?[]

Apparently she was also the bride to Græzël before she was the bride of Perfecto. She said he was terrible, leading to their breakup. (mentioned in the PCG Anniversary Special II)

However, this seems to conflict with her origin of having been created as the bride of Perfecto; when this was pointed out to her, she became confused and realized it didn't make sense. So it's unclear if her marriage really happened or not, though she still feels like it did. ("PCG Anniversary Special II")

Creation[]

She was created after Perfecto had conquered the planet, in a desperate attempt to stop him. The scientists created a feminine mold and then filled it with tons of sugar, ice cream, and fat. Inside her head was a chip which could be remotely activated by the scientists. She was launched into space, where Perfecto fell in love with her. The scientists then activated the chip. (The Perfect One comic: "Perfecto: His Story")

Breakup[]

At some point, she broke up with Perfecto, due to his constantly interfering in her plans and always chewing in front of her, as well as other bad habits. ("PCG Anniversary Special II")

Date with Gron-Fresnell[]

Gron Fresnell Attacked Moonbase

Shortly after her date with Gron-Fresnell.

At some point, she was contacted by Xaq, who set up a date with Gron-Fresnell for her. At first she was hesitant, after having been burned twice before, but she agreed, and the two went on a date. It went fine, but the two realized they weren't right for each other. Nonetheless, they rescued Xaq and Alton, with Xaq landing on Gron-Fresnell and Alton on the Bride of Perfecto. ("PCG Anniversary Special II")

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