[audio recording(1) 2/5/22 .mp3] *start*
"Okay, I know I'm not writing in my diary right now, but I hope recording audio on my holophone works in dreams, and will come back with me. Well, granted, their obviously not FREAKING DREAMS DAD. I mean, I should have just known from the start! Maybe I'm the idiot, is that what you want me to learn from all this? Is that why the Big 5 told us all that we'd have these oh-so-special things called dreams when we grew up! They just knew Idiots like me and you would follow along blindly, unknowingly, or... knowingly. Yeah, dad, or should I call you Big 1, did you really think that this dream stuff would work in your favor? Like, where do you even get an idea like this from? Well, anyways da- Big 1, before I "wake up", I just had to let this all out. And how do I know all this, you ask? Well, a huge cricket told me."
"What's up Big 1! yeah this is Chip, you guys are crazy! I'm glad I ran into Magnisfurd, and yes, I told him everything. How do I know all this you ask? Well, a Mole Man told me,"
"Heyo, this is Calico, I can't believe such a terrible thing is happening on Flib-A-Durb! Yeah, I totally heard the whole story of the Big 5 from my cousin who lives over on Velieez. Oh and where did he hear it from? Well he isn't here so you're gonna have to take my word for this, but he heard it from a messenger from the surface, who heard it from a Tryptozian from Shairek, who's apparently been investigating after your little Magnisfurd here showed up in front of him so suddenly and blurted out random stuff about dreams. Turns out it was all a prophecy! Yeah thats right, after Magnisfurd dissapeared, the Tryptozian asked a deep sea creature who was apparently a seer, who could see all events in the universe, and he got his answer, which is exactly how we know everything about your little scheme, Big 1."
[audio recording(1) 2/5/22 .mp3] *end*
[audio recording(2) 2/5/22 .mp3] *start*
"Dad... I mean, Big 1. I'm back from my last "dream" and I'm currently on the run if you haven't figured that much out already. I plan to expose your whole operation, this is the last you'll be hearing from me."
[audio recording(2) 2/5/22 .mp3] *end*
"DAMN IT!" Big 1 yelled while slamming his fists onto the table.
-By SalmanTheFish [Write A World A Day]