Hans is a chubby man in a green-and-brown version of a Mario costume. He's grumpy and doesn't talk much and is hard to work with, but he would become Yaschnugganheimer's sidekick, (much to Yaschnugganheimer's chagrin) and would actually prove to be very helpful.
Hans first sticker.
History[]
According to some of his flashback memories which somehow made their way into our records, Hans previously rode around on a Yoshi-like creature called Ginkus Jr.
- (Ginkus Jr.'s relationship to Ginkus, if any, is unknown.)
It is unknown what happened, but the next time Hans appeared in our records, he was trapped in a box on an airplane with Yaschnugganheimer. Despite some initial fighting, the two began to work together and managed to escape the airplane.("Yaschnugganheimer 1")
Additionally, Hans appeared in one of Tutorial Bot's drug-induced fantasies; It is unknown whether this was a figment of Tutorial Bot's imagination or an actual appearance of the man. However, Tutorial Bot did steal his hat and later maintained it once the fantasy had worn off. To make up for stealing the poor man's hat, Tutorial Bot gave him a hat-like spiky bug. (Space-Balls Series: "Tutorial Bot's Past")