John's Absurd Adventure is a 2023 PCG made by Epic Worlds PCG for Blaze PCGs, who at the time, was not that into PCGs anymore, so this was Epic's attempt to bring him back into them. Blaze had fun, and Epic thinks he will play future games, but he doesn't think he will make any more sadly.
Story[]
John appears to be stuck in a strange part of Mercado. The platforms are random and scattered, and violence is allowed. He walks around, finding letters. John later learns that he can use the letters he finds, put them in a box, and it will turn into the item it spells. John uses this to defeat Malco The Killer. Next, John meets Hasheesh who still has Butter Boy on his line from Sal The Ice Cube. John convinces Hasheesh to give Butter Boy back, and so he gets him back, but before Butter Boy can complain to John, he sticks him in his inventory. (This would become a common occurrence with many creatures throughout the game.
After many years of fighting The Arcmage, John meets him once again, preparing for another battle, but no battle ever comes. This form of The Arcmage is good, peaceful, and brave. John learns that Bernard is the new host for R'algraxen, only Bernard is more powerful than R'algraxen, so he ended up taking control over R'algraxen instead of vice versa. Inside a portal, John meets Arx who allows John to use the Mercado Roulette. (A gambling system that allows the player to get a series of funny or useful items) John then goes through a political and comedy side of the adventure which I don't plan on sharing for reasons, but the game has a funny and happy ending.
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