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Seymour Schloss is a nice Jewish boy from Northern New Jersey who strives to become a scientist. He's the current fiance of Elspeth and the ex of Gigli.

He's trying to find the secret ingredient in his local diner's cake before anyone else does, in order to win a prize. ("Diner")

History[]

Backstory[]

Seymour dated Gigli for a while, but he eventually broke up with her. He didn't regret losing her, though he still cared about her somewhat. She wasn't the right person for him. After a period of being single, he met Elspeth and began a relationship with her.

"Diner"[]

Seymour entered the diner trying to find out about the cake's secret ingredient. He got into a confrontation with Sherry, the waitress, who hesitated to bring him his order of cake and then refused to box it for him, as she suspected his motives. When he walked out carrying the cake on the plate, she called 911 on him.

The next day, he met Elspeth in the diner and proposed to her - but right then, Gigli showed up, and a dramatic scene ensued. ("Diner")

Behind the Screens[]

Seymour is the second PCG character to be modeled after real-life PCG player and maker, Xaq. The first such character is simply known as Xaq. But while "Xaq" is exaggerated and larger-than-life, Seymour is more of a pastiche.

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